it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
the only cops i DONT hate are police dogs because they probably don’t understand power structures and all the things that make human cops bad but if they do then fuck em
you shut the fuck up. cops are not bad people. cops are people who do the job nobody wants to do: protect a city. cops may come off as bad to you, but that’s because you don’t understand them. they have families and lives too, outside their uniform. cops’ lives are in danger more than yours will ever be. cops are fathers, brothers, mothers, sisters, friends…
just be fucking thankful there’s a cop when you need him or her.
Sharks coping with contemporary inconveniences
nothing about this comic will never be irrelevant
|student:||hey government can I have some money to go to university
|uk government:||sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
|scottish government:||nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
|us government:||no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
Arthur Gosse, Baptiste Radufe and Veronica Vilim, DSection Magazine “Chasing a Dream” Photographed by Jack Waterlot, Fashion by Jimi Urquiaga, Hair by Gareth Bromel, Make-up by Ingeborg
thanks for the info. but im hyperventilating
It’s a three-stage evolutionary line, and they’re going to be based on
the tiny fluff-ball stage,
the lanky stage,
ad the majestic fluff-ball stage.
that dog IS majestic!!!
"I was on fire
and you used me
to light your cigarette"
oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and nobody will kiss your scars and you will not be like effie and freddie you’ve got to be your own fucking hero and surround yourself with positivity
All of my yes!
this should be on a poster.
#learn some spanish
when you say
you are really saying
- *Laganja is not the propper way to write it, whereas lagaña, is.
- *Estranja is NOT the proper way to write it, whereas extraña, is.